My parents bought some bagels and other things from maxdelivery the other day. And as they packed everything up, I had my eyes on those cinnamon raisin mini bagels. They had no idea. That was two days ago, and tonight they went out for a quick bite, and once they were gone I made my move.
I got on my back legs, threw my front legs on the kitchen counter, and threw them as far back as I could. I somehow was able to knock those tasty bagels on the floor. I ate a total of seven bagels while my parents ate their dinner at some local restaurant. I was even able to hide one bagel for later in the bedroom. They had no idea what I was doing, and the whole event was so tasteful.
When my parents came home I acted normal, until they turned towards the kitchen. I then knew I was in trouble, because they started pointing and talking differently to me. My parents didnt even feed me dinner when they got home, but it is ok, I had enough food in my tummy already. The next morning my stomach was full, and I was walking slower than normal. But, I survived and loved every minute of it. So to all those parents that may be reading this, be wary of where you put your bagels when you go out because as we say at metropaws.com, “anythings pawsable.”
Geez! You guys didn’t even leave him some cream cheese???