My sister, Mitzvah may be a cute puppy but boy can she sure can fart like a human!
I don’t know if it’s because she’s part bulldog or because she eats different food than I do, but it is getting really hard to sit near her.
The other night my mommy and daddy and I were laying on the couch and my new sister “Mitzy” decides to crash the party. Its one thing to share mommy and daddy with her, but after she lets out a silent stinky fart I had enough.
I had to go in my room and sleep there. I mean, I may be alone but it least it doesn’t stink… Do I need to get some Lysol?