OK, so Mommy just told me I spelled “Immitators” wrong… but what do I know, I’m a dog. And I think I’m a pretty smart one at that!
But I get it. What she means is that we make stuff happen. We make stuff. And we make good quality, cute stuff that WORKS. So it’s like a NO-BRAINER! (Pretty sure I used that term correctly? Woof.)
Today I was rompin’ around the office and noticed a $10 bill (that’s “money”, right?) sitting behind Daddy’s desk. And I had never noticed it before! So I asked Daddy what was the meaning of it, and he said that was the first EVER $10 from a customer for Mommy and Daddy’s Metro Paws business, when it first started like eight years ago in NYC.
So my first thought was: OH. MY. WOOF.
That means that’s $10 that they’re not using to buy me food or toys?? What kind of hutzpah is that?? I’m old so I need better food, and I have Taco as a lil bro so I need more toys. I mean, sometimes I don’t understand Mommy or Daddy… but I can’t really woof about it because they don’t understand me!
In the meantime, I’ll be deciding how to get my paws on it… heh heh heh